i talk in the tags • no i can’t read

me: *emerges from the shower, red bc i like to boil in the shower*

someone: holy shit what happened??

me: lobster kin

passionpeachy:

chubby-aphrodite:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

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excuse me

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OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

bisexualboyfriendwife:

yimra:

capitalisticon:

we are the daughters of the cocks & balls you couldn’t torture

Why’d you make this post

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can-i-make-image-descriptions:

hobbinrob:

leg-stealing-bee:

leg-stealing-bee:

is that a snake in your pants? because if not your dick is slithering away

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not letting this hide in the tags

ah fuck, my packer

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from cairnphos reading: #um did your dick just fucking hiss at me /End ID]

memorycycle:

staff:

Thanks for all of the recent feedback around Community Labels being incorrectly applied to content. In particular, we appreciate the input we’ve received from the LGBTQIA+ community and understand the frustrations from folks who felt that their content was unfairly labeled. When we realized this was happening, we immediately investigated and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again.

The LGBTQIA+ community makes up about a quarter of the Tumblr community. It is important for us to support all Tumblr users, especially those whose safe spaces are under threat in certain parts of the world.

As you know, alongside of the rollout of Community Labels we also expanded the types of content allowed on Tumblr as a way to welcome more creativity, art, and self-expression. Our goals remain the same today. Human error happens and we apologize to anyone who has been impacted by these mistakes.

We are working to better understand what happened and will follow up with more information soon.

LETS SEE IF ITS REALLY A QUARTER

I AM QUEER

I AM NOT QUEER

how do i get rid of the stupid fucking one piece tab?

albertserra:

albertserra:

Mommy issues gang we are in danger of going extinct

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🤝🏼 ussss

lezbianz:

little roman catholic girl who’s constantly disappointed at communion because her wafer is always the same piece of glorified cardboard and not a throbbing, bloody mass of flesh

3pblueberry:

sadclowncentral:

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics…’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

commander-chaoss:

sephiramy:

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now…

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be… because I am part of “everyone”… and until I am sick of drawing them… it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

Reblog if you never once have been even remotely bothered by seeing someone draw the same character over and over again

armengoldira:

Miniaturist Penny Thomson makes figures, dioramas and mechanical miniatures using card, paper pulp and wires.

This is an impressive mechanical owl

brucespringsteendotcom:

“roommate’s cat” is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement